Danny Gottleib

Death By Consumption 9/2/25 - 9/8/25 Haters of weather talk look away: it's so nice out!!!!!! Honestly, none of us should be on our computers or phones, with how lovely the weather is right now (I assume the weather is also perfect wherever you&

Death by Consumption 8/26/25 - 9/1/25 Summer is dead, and so is the president. Never mind that it's still gorgeous and warm out, and that he is "giving" an "address" today — I know in my heart what is true, and

Death By Consumption 8/19/25 - 8/25/25 Today was the first morning I felt a near-chill in the air in months, and I could practically levitate. The tyranny of summer is nearly over! The only bad news about this is that the subways are back to filling

Death By Consumption 8/12/25 - 8/18/25 Okay, bear with me but I need to do that obnoxious thing people do and ask for Japan recommendations. We pounced on a last-minute flight deal and are going later this year for Justin's 40th, so I have

Death By Consumption 8/5/25 - 8/11/25 It's the dog days of summer, and Martial Law is coming to a city near you! I can't wait to get shot in the head by a Marine patrol for jaywalking. But, really, none of us

It's a miracle I even survived this past week. My high school best friend came to visit NYC for the first time since we were teenagers (shoutout to the extremely toxic 2004 drama club field trip!!!!!), chaotically arriving on a Monday and leaving on a Friday. And during

Death By Consumption 7/22/25 - 7/28/25 I know I complained about the heat last week, but, girl: the heat! Would you believe me if I said our ConEd bill for the month was $450?!?! Four hundred and fifty dollars! For electricity! Luigi Mangione, I have another

Death By Consumption 7/15/25 - 7/21/25 I guess summer in New York is now just going to be 100 degrees most days, forever? Every day, my phone alerts me that a heatwave is in effect until, say, 8pm on Tuesday, and then at 9pm on Tuesday

Death By Consumption 7/8/25 - 7/14/25 The return from vacation hit hard this week, with work piling on bullshit (I will never not be annoyed at being asked to do my actual job? At work??? Grow up), so the only major consumption I was able to

Death By Consumption 7/1/25 - 7/7/25 I’m writing this on a plane, swaddled in the loving bosom of Delta’s very last row, returning to NY after a week in Wisconsin. Going straight from Fire Island to my parents’ house was a rough transition — seeing